The History of Science in Five Easy Lessons *

 

 

 

 

 

1.)    A   comet is a ball of hair  hurled  by the right hand of the Lord.

2.)   At the Northern extremity or the Earth there stands a great mountain and the Sun is hidden behind it.

3.)   That there are only seven planets is proven by the fact that the Tabernacle possesses but seven candles.

4.)   The Mighty Winds are issued from the Four Corners of the Earth, and

5.)   The Opening of Hell is situated in the Atlantic at some unknown distance from Europe.

 

* Compiled by a demotic stricken with SENILE DEMENTIA.

 

 

 

 

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